John Donne,
Here I come.
A high-schooler came up with this when asked to write her epitaph. I read this article today and am really impressed with both the teacher and the students. And yes, for the record, John Donne is a pimp. Heck, Conan O'Brien got the inspiration for Pimpbot 5000 after reading Donne's "La Corona" sequence. It's a medical fact that reading more than two of his early aubades can get even Chuck Norris pregnant. The Titan Rocket program was eventually scrapped by NASA because John Donne's pimp-juice is a more reliable and powerful fuel source, leaving nothing behind but the great smell of Brut.
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